The Shirley Best Experience

The Shirley Best Experience

Ladies and gentlemen it is my pleasure to introduce to you a very unique and amazing woman……
Stress and Change Management Consultant…. Wellness Guru,…. Fashion Icon, and Certified Credit Card Utilization Counselor,…
Not to mention an indomitable expert on your industry, profession and/or organization…..

 

Here she is…..
The incomparable Dr. Shirley Best!

Zandra Bell as Shirley Best, the Queen of Customized Corporate Comedy -- Canadian motivational humorist, author, writer, professional speaker: keynote, conference, corporate, team building, comedy

 

 

Zandra Bell, Canadian motivational humorist, author, writer, professional speaker: keynote, conference, corporate, team building, comedy“I crafted the character, Shirley Best, for use as an unexpected foil in corporate situations because she does have a tendency to shake blasé bored employees out of their complacency”, explains Zandra Bell, motivational humorist and Shirley’s alter ego. “With the aid of a character so endearingly familiar, I can get in there “close to the bone” so to speak when airing staff frustrations or challenges, and they love it. There’s no offense taken. In character I can discuss what management cannot. Shirley has the ability to ‘slaughter sacred cows sensitively’, as she would say. Once the real issues are out there and employees are laughing openly at them, any repressed bitterness is dispelled. The unique brand of customized ‘humour in the workplace’ I bring to a presentation, is, I firmly believe, the first step to improving any organization.”

– Zandra Bell

 

The character “Shirley Best” is an iconic life force unto herself. She is your mother…. times ten, the eccentric aunt that fuels the other relatives gossip.

Everybody has had a “Shirley” in their life, undoubtedly one of the reasons for her demonstrated mass appeal. Her hilarious musings bear an uncanny resemblance to the common experiences of every day living.”

 

Laugh Your Way to Weight Loss – By Shirley Best

published Biz X Magazine, Windsor

Apparently scientists in California, (where else)  involved in a study on the effects of humour on health, concluded that the “high” humans get from laughing is similar to that rush you supposedly attain from aerobic exercise. You know, when the happy little “endolphins” start swimming around in your brain. Not that I am much of an expert on physical fitness myself. Last time I went to the health club I fell down the Stairmaster. It got me thinking though, if it’s true what Dr. Lee Berk from Loma Linda University says that “mirthful laughter” is like “internal jogging” in that it reduces stress, lowers blood pressure, and boosts the immune system, then just think of how positive a role humour could play in your workplace.

I mean let’s face it, it’s not easy out there in today’s modern, fast paced, frenzied, accountability obsessed, safety conscious, go green til you gag, dog eat dog, cold, hard, cruel, competitive world.  See now I understand stuff like that cause I sell Mary Kay cosmetics. Day after day, battered by budget restraints, stymied by staffing shortages, you’re busier than one of Don Cherry’s fashion ensembles. No time to be proactive, only radioactive.

Overwhelmed by it all, employees tend to lose that sensible sense of work/life balance that allows them the objective perspective to see that the “travesty” of that one coworker consistently leaving five minutes early, after arriving fifteen minutes late, is just not worth FIFTY weeks of seething bitterness, …unless you own stock in acid reflux medication. In work environments where people sit cloistered away in convoluted clusters of cubicles, like science experiment rats who never made it out of the maze, it actually makes for a certain intimacy really when you can’t help overhearing every syllable of your coworkers conversation. You know when their visa is over limit and their sex life is under.

Thing is it also seems to disproportionately increase employees’ preoccupation with the petty. Little annoyances are magnified, like when people keep purloining your pens, or shamelessly storing long term science projects in the staff refrigerator. Just coping with computers alone is enough to suck out your brain. By the end of the day most times you can’t even think straight without a curser. You can moan and wail and gnash your teeth but you can’t change most of these frustrations, or injustices. The only thing you have control over is the way you react to them. That’s where the change has to be made. Why in the 15 years I have been researching corporate culture, (as in work environments, not as in what’s growing on the science projects), I have found situations where a little light hearted levity in the workplace was not an amusing option, but an essential survival technique!

In one government department, for instance, I discovered two sections of employees working together on the same floor who would not cross into each other’s areas. No one knew why. It just wasn’t done. Management, in a futile attempt to remedy the situation, even remodeled the floor, repositioning the lunch room to one side in hopes the two factions would mingle. No. Rather than use the food facilities on forbidden ground, the other people pooled together and bought themselves their OWN little fridge and microwave for their side! I don’t know which was more shocking, how firmly entrenched this workplace division was, or government workers spending their own money. (Note: I worked for the Feds for 13 years) Remember kindergarten where they taught you consideration, respect and how to get along with the other kids. It’s amazing how many people were away that day.

Zandra Bell as Shirley Best, the Queen of Customized Corporate Comedy -- Canadian motivational humorist, author, writer, professional speaker: keynote, conference, corporate, team building, comedyWell maybe we can’t all be a part of Berk’s study group, whose blood samples, after watching stand up comedy routines, showed, among many other health positives, a noticeable reduction in stress hormones. “The body’s response to repetitive laughter is similar to the effect of repetitive exercise.” We can, however, within ourselves, work to put a humorous perspective on the frustrating inanities and insanities that go on around us, so we don’t end up with one of those dreaded wellness breakdowns, your brain just disintegrating like Kleenex falsie in a wet t-shirt contest. You see it all the time. You know what I’m saying. The wheel’s still turning, but the hamster is dead.

So before you flip out over some insult and/or assault on your dignity and/or intelligence on the job, ask yourself, if the world were to be struck by a giant meteor tomorrow how important would this be. Why are you stressing out about this tiny thing when you should be out making the most of the time you have left? Maxing out your charge cards. Hello!  So you didn’t succeed. You’ll get the next big assignment or promotion. For now if you can’t achieve corporate world domination, just settle for office thermostat control. Hormonal global warming, I tell you girls, it can really sneak up on you.

In essence, if you just stand back from the irritation that’s upsetting you and try to see the “funny” in the situation, you’re half way to resolving it. You can address the issue with a sense of humour, and objectivity instead of overemotional pent up rage. Isn’t it rather hilarious just in itself, that you are rendered homicidal just by the fact you have to let other people into YOUR elevator every morning? Maybe it’s time to cut back on the caffeine.

And laugh, just laugh! You might even lose some weight. And after all it’s a hell of lot easier to laugh than go jogging. Especially when your margarita keeps sloshing out of your glass.

“With wit, humour, flowered fortrel and the battle of support hose, Shirley Best introduced staff to the real meaning of Best Practices. The general staff meeting started like any other, until Shirley Best barged in as an early customer offering her apologies for interrupting, and taking over the Best Practices instruction”.

 

“Her colorful examples had everyone roaring with laughter but taking the points to heart. Shirley is now referred to as our Best Practices mentor. ”

 

– HSBC Bank Newsletter

She leads a double life. One body – two women. On one hand meet Zandra Bell, with her long luscious copper curls, impeccable makeup and a chic sense of style…On the other hand meet Shirley Best, a frumpy sixty-something, she wears little suits, dorky glasses, rouge that glows like a pair of nuclear apples and, always, a pert hat…

 

…”It’s like having a bizarre Barbie doll to dress up”, says Bell of her other self.

Shirley entertained the troupes of Real Women at our annual getaway last weekend at the Jasper Park Lodge. With a delivery that matched the speed of a machine gun, she had 250 women rolling in the aisles as she poked fun at men, women and life….

 

…And there is something totally endearing about Shirley adds Bell,

“When people talk to Shirley, and glimpse her personality and humour, it transcends her physical appearance. She brings out the realness in people cause she’s so real herself”.

 

– Edmonton Sun

“Shirley is a sixty-something woman with a penchant for skin tight polyester. Shirley tells everything like it is with the courage to speak one’s mind that comes with advanced age…..”

 

“…On stage, however, there’s no avoiding the charm Best emits, a kind of Charlie Farquarson salt-of-the-earth humour. But while Charlie Farquarson is destined to stay on the farm forever, Shirley is keeping up with the times. Bell describes her alter ego’s progress…..”

 

“Through Cosmo magazine and her budding self awareness she’s become much more evolved. She’s not afraid to shine. She’s comfortable with her own power”.

 

– Vue Magazine

Comedian Zandra Bell opened the show to a round of roaring applause as her alter ego Shirley Best. On stage in a glam outfit that combined what she called Godzilla meets lost In Space, Best thrilled the audience with one-liners about the joys of outdoor living.

 

“I can’t get into this dining al fresco. Biting into something while something’s biting into you.”

 

– Women In Comedy Show, Edmonton Street Performers Festival, Edmonton Journal

 

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